Can the weather be clement?

Some random drivel:

• Does the USA really think there'd be no need to test NASA astronauts for being drunk? I know they think the image of their country appears more like the one here (right). And I admit that it's potentially not as dangerous as driving on roads as traffic to space is far less busy, but it is something rather pathetic in any case.
• Why is 0! = 1 ? That's something that irks me. I would donate money to a branch of the UN that eradicates use of the phrase "could of", "should of", "would of" etc.
• Is anyone else over harry potter? I may be alone, but j'en doute...

My PC just crashed and saved only up to here... so I'll post and alleviate the ennui and ire.

Ye olde quote (two this time):

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

A metaphor is like a simile. — Steven Wright